1. I wasn’t named at birth. I registered my birth at the age of 16 and named myself Hayley Rebel. I was going to name myself Hayley Hardcore, I cannot express how thankful I am that a friend made me change my mind.

2. I’ve recently moved out with my wifey and it’s the best thing I’ve ever done. I have to care for myself and my other half and that’s it. It’s great.

3. I work for Playstation Technical Support. It has it’s bads but overall it is a really good job.

4. I think people with dark skin are so much more beautiful than us whiteys.

5. I am keen as beans for the summer holidays. I can’t wait to have my beloved friends like Aidan and Hazza Gazza come and stay over and have fiesta’s and good times.

6. I’m going to a masquerade party tonight, it’s a work friends party. He came up to me and said I look like the type of person who likes tripping and there’s going to be lots of acid there so I’m welcome to come and bring friends. This made me happy as I now have a friend at work.

7. I have the best male friends in the world. Kris, Aidan and Elliott are more then happy to sit around and answer all my dick questions without feeling awkward.

8. I have a cold coffee on my desk it’s been there for at least six hours.

9. I’m leaving work rrrrriiiiiiight now!